stoner time

The time-frame many stoners function on, due to often not giving a fuck what time it is. Usually characterized by lateness/tardiness.

"Dude, where's Lenny? I told him to meet at 4."

"4 o'clock stoner time man, he'll show up sometime"

by feelgoodlost September 30, 2011

Kitchen Tiles

Euphemism for kinky sex, involving, but not limited to, urethral probing, anal fisting and partner-swapping.
It is a common practice to request kitchen tile sex to your sexual partner via voice-mail.

-"Wanna go kitchen tiles tonight?"

by DaBestDictionaire January 17, 2014

Chip time

The failure and embarrassment of a student after getting a question wrong in a lesson, particulary in A-level economics. The meaning also indicates that the student is not welcome in the class due to his or her failure and must therefore buy some chips in a nearby cafe or canteen after leaving.

Teacher: where is revenue maximised?

Student1: I don't know...

Teacher:(sigh)

Chris: Chip time mate. Time for you to receive your failure

by Jarab97 November 12, 2014

first time offence

Someone's first time having sex. AKA loss of virginity.

GUY: OH was it her first time offence?

ME: Ye I guess you could say i'm a first time offender

by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017

rewind time

Yaaaah its rewind time

Jimmy: ive been shot
Will Smith: Yaaaah its rewind time

by Mr.UgineKrabs October 24, 2019

Hit Time

A designated time for an event a person/s must arrive by.

Prye: "Aye, what's the hit time for the court date?"

Jody: "9:00 in the morning. Be there 15 minutes early or you're late."

by Barrie B December 26, 2019

Elias Time

When its time to gather the kids in your basement (dead or alive) and do unspeakable things to them.

It is now Elias Time!

by MoonCricket777 May 20, 2020