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Thong Song 

1) The story that women tell about the reason the wear a thong versus regular panties because it feels better and sexier, eventhough everyone knows it is because their butts are too huge and regular panties always crackigate on them.
2) A woman's constant complaining about her ass being to big and that she needs to do something about it, but never does.
1) I wish Sarah would stop sining her thong song and admit the french cut she bought last time didn't fit right.

2) Stop singing your thong song and go to the gym.
Thong Song by BuddhaDude3 August 16, 2011
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Power underware for herteos, the briefer the better. A trick to wear at first, but the benefits are enormous. None but the intimate ones have to know.
Bill shows a lot of confidence since he ditched boxers and started wearing a spandex thong.
thong by Hugo the Great October 6, 2006
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Town of Thorns 

A state of mind where a woman pierces your soul with words sharper then any thorn.
That girl send me into the depths of the Town of Thorns with just one remark.
Town of Thorns by KyoBS April 2, 2008

thong nugget 

1. a dag
2. a dingleberry
3. a lump of faeces which is trapped inside a g-string
eww, that guy has a thong nugget
thong nugget by Thuli April 20, 2010
"Thonging" is used by the illiterate students as a way "of saying thonking"
im thonging of a way to win fortnite and win my girlfriend back, but nothings coming to mind
Thonging by krazee_v November 14, 2018
A 25 year old pedophile that asks underage girls what they are wearing for underwear. He will also try to change his ethnicity, but you know that he is just white. (usually has a small pp)
thong boi just changed his ethnicity again
Thong Boi by Waatch out Kidz March 2, 2020

Double-thong 

or Double thonging it, is when someone wears the same thong underwear two or more days in a row. Can also be altered to triple, or quad thonging it, as the situation dictates.
"oh man, she wore that yesterday! I can't believe she double-thonged it!"
Double-thong by Keegan Tyler August 9, 2008