ze dirty third

the third floor (or attic) of someone’s house in lake forest where naughty stuff happens aka sexy time

wanna go up to ze dirty third

by mspinky July 28, 2020

third cousin

Great-grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild.

My third cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

June third

Throw anyone named Mecha or Willow down a flight of stairs whether it's kid toy stairs or a real life building type of stairs. A real good experience and bonding time for the both of you, very romantic in the feefeelandian language <33

Mecha, sweating: Please get away-
Friend: I t i s June third m e c h a y o u c a n ' t e s c a p e
Mecha: *sobs*

by notfeefeexoxo October 6, 2020

not giving a shit about the Third World

Pretty self-explanatory card from Cards Against Humanity.

Simon: Hey, what does not giving a shit about the Third World mean?
Justin: Basically it means you don't care about the problems of people from the most poor nations, duh.

by EvanC7 December 31, 2023

triple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and six great-great-grandparents in common.

Triple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

third wheel and steal

when you're a third wheel for awhile but eventually start dating one of the couple, causing the couple to break up

dang you really went and stole my girl with that third wheel and steal

by masterofspite December 4, 2023

Third Testicle

The act of folding up a flaccid penis into a bun. BOOM the mystical third testicle. Try it after sex or jerking if.

Sally: "So what did you do next?"
Kim: " Well he/noodled me, so I explored the third testicle.”
Sally : "No way that's scandalous!"
Kim : "Dude if you want to weird a guy out just do it."

by AliceTheKink November 1, 2015