third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.

Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

third cousin-aunt

Parent's female third cousin.

My third cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Third Rail

When you hit all three holes in the span of 10 minutes.

Chad: Yeoo whats good bruh, how was Emily from Alpha Phi last night

Brad: Great man, she followed me up to the third floor before I third railed her.

Chad: Nice dude but she has the clap!

Brad: Shit oh well

by Musolini September 22, 2020

quintuple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and ten great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

quintuple-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

third imposter

Ninja

Ninja is the third imposter.

Example: "It's Pokimane, and Valkyrae! 1 Million Percent!!" (Not Them) "Thanks for being the third imposter Ninja!"

by LAMOW October 23, 2020

Third curse

is the state of a team/player being supported by third, leading to their INEVITABLE DEMISE. BASTA PAG NASUPORTAHAN KA TAPOS KA NA

Third supported Dejounte Murray, thus; he had the third curse.

by anonymous August 13, 2021

Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020