Wood Killer

When you are "sporting wood" at an inconvient or embarrassing time, you need to think of the ugliest woman you've ever seen. She shall be affectionatley known as "The Wood Killer."

As the gorgeous nurse asked me to remove my hospital provided gown, I realized I was sporting wood. In order to avoid embarrassment I closed my eyes and pictured a naked picture of the "wood killer."

by bomba007 July 9, 2010

Dead Wood

Someone who has had enough kids to suck all the humanity out of them, they spend their pitiful existence sitting at the public pool watching their army of children having fun while the parent sits suffering with the thought that they need to drive their kids to ten different sport practices at the same time. In summary, this stereotype is a parent who creates enough stress/busy work for themselves that they eventually turn into a husk of what they used to be before they where married. And the kids get zero attention and turn into little monsters due to neglect from attention desperately trying to be spread evenly across all the kids while balancing a mountain full of busy work

I was at the pool the other day and a big Dead Wood family came rolling in and they had the blandest look on their faces!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Miles Wood

Only the best (and hottest) hockey player ever
New Jersey Devils winger that wears #44

Fan #1 - ohhhh my god - there goes Miles Wood with the hatty!

Fan #2 - best hockey player ever!!!

by Kitkatt228 February 6, 2018

Christmas Wood

getting wood at christmas or at the thought of christmas. wood meaning a stiffy, boner, hard-on, erect penis.

"I'd just had christmas dinner with my family when... BAM! Christmas Wood"

guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...

dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.

by so1tired1right1now December 25, 2010

woods hippie

A hippie now living in a rural situation, used in Northern California especially.

If you asked the woods hippies, marijuana would be legal.

by Harmonica ED December 3, 2011

Morning Wood

When you wake up when your penis is erect

I have a morning wood

by Name69, November 23, 2020

Norwegian wood

When you wake up with a boner but the girl/guy you're staying at is gone.

- I slept at Jill's yesterday night.
- So? How did it go?
- Norwegian wood.
- Sorry, man...

by beardedfrenchman September 23, 2016