lemon squash

what you ask for down in england if you want lemonade. if you ask for lemonade they'll just give you sprite . i dont know what happens when you ask for sprite .....

Id rather fancy some lemon squash mum.

by kattttttttttt July 1, 2008

Lemon Juice

the worst thing on the face of the earth, should never be sold or grown limes are just as bad but green

last xmas i drank 8 full large cups of lemon juice no lies!! i was sick for 3 days.

by cupatercake April 27, 2009

Lemon panties

A woman can be certified to have lemon panties only during her peak reproductive years, assumed to be aged 16-21.

First relevant use in r/badwomensanatomy. Used in a particularly boomer take on the “age hierarchy of a woman’s relevance.”

Those eighteen year old girls have certified lemon panties.

by Bexie B. January 30, 2022

lemon lime

the act of jizzing on your partners chest and then peeing in it then rolling around in it.

last night i had a lemon lime fest

by THE VAG SUCKAAA April 2, 2010

Lemon Pie

Something that is easy and straightforward to accomplish. Alludes to the ease and simplicity of an actual slice of lemon pie.

Tom: How long did the project take you?

Tim: Less than an hour. It's like lemon pie!

by airglow November 30, 2011

squeezing the lemon

When driving, accelerating through the yellow light in the five seconds before it turns red. Not technically illegal.

Quit squeezing the lemon, bro, you're scaring me.

I had to squeeze the lemon twice to get to work on time.

by my pseudonyms are all taken November 23, 2013

lemon frosty

When you are in sexual intercourse with your partner and you jizz all over their face and then you let your bladder go and piss all over their face! It is optional if you are using some whipcream in the process to rub it on their face to add a little flavor so you can enjoy this treat even more when you eat it with a spoon to enjoy this kinky and delicious treat.

Edward: Oh my god, last night me and Tom had such a good time, While he was giving me my hot blow job, he couldn't hold his jizz much longer so he did it all over my face and then some reason he pissed on my face. I had whipped cream on my penis because I couldn't afford lube so I added it to the thing, it was the best lemon frosty I ever had. It was even better because I ate it with my favorite big bird spoon that I got from my Capn' Crunch cereal in which burned the roof of my mouth, the lemon frosty fixed the burn though, its amazing!
Ron: Dang!! Next time you really need to invite me it sounds so delicious and kinky.

by Mcpooopypeeface April 2, 2008