the bearded jesus

When your trabagging your girl and accidentally shart

I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus

by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018

jesus ray

When the sun shines through a minute opening in the clouds, bestowing a beautiful light upon a small section of land. Some people believe it to be good luck to find yourself in a Jesus Ray, especially if it is also raining.

YOU: I was having kind of a down day, but then! A Jesus Ray appeared, and made everything better.

by Biggg C October 8, 2016

Porn Jesus

A term used to define a well hung dark-haired male with a beard and long hair.

Damn, have you seen that porn Jesus over there? He's hot!!

by Ruby-Slippers July 25, 2016

Jesus of Suburbia

The son of rage and love

Billie Joe Armstrong: I’m the son of rage band love. The Jesus of Suburbia. The bible of none of the above on a steady diet of Soda Pop and Ritalin. No one ever died for my sins in hell as far as I can tell. At least the ones that I got away with.

by Dray’s Dictionary September 24, 2020

jesus wafer

The thin, brittle slice of "bread" that passes for the body of Christ during communion. It is, of course, washed down with a swig of Jesus juice.

Gregg: Why are you awake now? You were hammered last night.
Doug: Dude, I'm getting dragged to church.
Gregg: Oh, lame.
Doug: It's cool. I can space out until they serve the jesus wafers. They always help my hangover.

by Doug E Fresh Barcelona November 22, 2009

Pure Jesus

When something is extremly awesome.(Picture it as a can of some liquid.)

Tom: How was that concert last night? Did it rock?
Nick: Man, It was Pure Jesus!!

by Jack Of Hearts!! April 1, 2009

jesus pod

Apple's 16Gig iPod Touch, one of the most hyped and sought after iPods to date. It is often mistaken for the Jesus Phone.

"Is that the Jesus Phone? No it's the Jesus Pod."

by Kiyotaka October 10, 2007