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Stroke

to steal something with complete and utter disregard and with no thought for the person you are stealing from. (A local dialect of Dublin Ireland called Dublinese)
Dan went into the shops with the intent to stroke a packet of biscuits.
by XXeXtentacles September 16, 2021
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stroke salute

To masturbate to in honor of someone while imagining them or viewing pictures or video of them.
I don’t find Lady Gaga all the attractive, but I gave her a stroke salute last night because I find her persona so damn sexy.
by Chaz Bently September 16, 2021
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Phone Stroke

When your type to someone and you constantly misspell the easiest words. Autocorrect applies to be a phone stroke when you get a word that is nothing to do with the sentence when it corrects
me:

K
Ur gy
Ur hy
Ur gy
other dude: R u okay?
me: Ur gay

No ur gay
fuck had a "phone stroke"
by AtomZGamer February 26, 2022
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Double Stroke Negative

When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.
Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.

Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.
by TupocLives May 31, 2021
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Southern Stroke

When a woman you are related to, generally a cousin. Gives you a hand job so immaculate that you literally have a fucking seizure
Shit man, my

cousin gave me a southern stroke that could’ve killed god!”
by Garth69420 August 12, 2021
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sleep stroking

The act of stroking another's genitalia while sleeping in bed. Another nocturnal activity similar to sleep walking. The "sleep stroker" may pretend to be asleep or actually asleep.
I didn't touch you without consent, I swear I was sleep stroking!
by Dr. Sleep August 18, 2021
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stroke a load

When you lubricate your penis and your hand, wrap your lubricated hand around your penis, and move your hand up and down your penis, somewhat slowly, almost like giving your penis a massage until you ejaculate
When I get back home I'm going to stroke a load.
by Master Stroke August 18, 2021
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