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Feeding bologna to the smurfs

When your smurf becomes hungry and needs his daily bologna
I walcked into ,y dad feeding bologna to the smurfs. Someone please bleach my eyes
by Bolognasmurf October 29, 2018
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Smurfing

The act used by YouTubers when they ruin the experience of rookie players by quickly advancing into a game’s higher rankings due to having prior skill while using a new, low ranked account. Highly popular, despite being quite annoying to those who just want to casually play.
1: Hey, *insert video streamer* is smurfing again!
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
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Smurfed

You got wreck or destroyed in a game (usually associated with multiplayer) and lower their reputation to a smurfs height.
Faggot COD Noob: " Man you see that guy he got destroyed"
Mate of the noob: " Yeah he got smurfed"
by MajorPHAT April 20, 2017
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Smurfed

Blueballing someone so bad they resemble Papa Smurf.
“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”

“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”

“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now
by Cazz February 10, 2021
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Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.
"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
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Smurf

Like, OMG, I has sex with jimmy last night, and he was a smurf!
by TheNightSky December 18, 2018
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Smurffed

When I black guy spraypaints you blue on Bushwick ave.
I was trying to buy a bike on Bushwick but my dick got smurffed blue by a black dude in the bush.
by anonymous October 19, 2020
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