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Rusty Shotgun

The act of sneezing while sitting on the toilet, thus forcing fecal matter out of your anus at a high velocity, coating your toilet bowl with what looks like a dirty shotgun spread.
I tried to hold back my sneeze when I was in the bathroom, but rusty shotgunned and had to clean it.
by Julius Skeezer April 11, 2016
mugGet the Rusty Shotgunmug.

Rusty martini

While performing oral in the 69 position pour your drink (martini) down lower back and drink as it passes down the bum hole and through the vagina into your mouth
I need a drink but don't want to stop this 69 so I will pour myself a rusty martini
by Rustycasanova November 15, 2016
mugGet the Rusty martinimug.

rusty toolbox

Is a reference to a not well liked individual's anal canal, usually accompanied by anal seepage and country music.
Lemme eat that rusty toolbox, nobody else will.
by TheLetsGetItGuy January 28, 2017
mugGet the rusty toolboxmug.

rusty pinky

When someone uses the little finger for anal sex.
"A rusty pinky will make your finger stinky!"
by Mom and Matt March 6, 2017
mugGet the rusty pinkymug.

Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.
“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
Yeah man!”
by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020
mugGet the Rusty Mikemug.

Rusty whale

When an obese man has anal sex while on his back, the partner moves off quickly so the man ejactulates straight up in the air mimicking a whale blowing from its blow hole.
Last night I met a large man at the Golden Corral, took him home and he gave me a rusty whale, I bet the cum is still on his ceiling!
by Moby D. February 19, 2021
mugGet the Rusty whalemug.

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