Mushroom Sauce

An extreme level of beef is called mushroom sauce

Amal and bailea have mushroom sauce

by Dj lozza July 5, 2017

Mushroom Stamp

Dipping the head of your penis into ink, and using the head as a stamp.

"Hey bro, did you see how wasted Steve was last night?"

"Yea! I gave him a mushroom stamp on his cheek!"

by Jeffonte July 4, 2017

squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.

by Ranch Hand 69 July 14, 2016

Tainted Mushroom

The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time

I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out

by Beav Handler June 10, 2018

onion mushroom

Onion mushroom is meant for a person that is need John and it usually means that he is a faggot and pussy as bitch and also means that he gets no hoes

John you are a huge onion mushroom

by Nazeke May 9, 2018

Very Mushroom Disease

A disease that causes you to hate fries, hate video games mods, and start doxing people over Minecraft servers. It can not be cured.

Person 1: What do you think about fries?
Person 2: FUCK FRIES
Person 1: oh no you have Very Mushroom Disease don't you?

by InfinityPower January 12, 2024

bloody mushroom

When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.

Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.

by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018