Someone who is antisocial and has little friends, and most likely a snitch. Always shorter than 5 feet tall
by Snigre April 12, 2020
Get the Alexmug. Someone who has a scat fetish
by TheLynchMob906 July 6, 2020
Get the Alexmug. A full fuck boy with a micropenis (confirmed). He reeks of rapey vibes and also cheats on his girlfriend and then lies about it. He is actually garbage, but has a really nice body so I guess he has that going for him. Get's turned on by girls being rude to the waiters/waitress.
by keighd March 8, 2018
Get the Alexmug. He will be the biggest asshole you’ve ever met, not abusive just a lil morbid. But you can’t help but finding yourself love him. He’s the most talented, a smart ass, hard working, fun as fuck to be with, crazy, very smart, hilarious, sweet when he wants to be and completely honest person about everything. You love} him because he’s your best friend, even tho he’s a asshole sometimes.
Alex: my lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
Me: okay so, what’d they get you?
Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”
Me: okay so, what’d they get you?
Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”
by smartfucker37 June 9, 2018
Get the Alexmug. The most wonderful person in the world. This alex will always be here for you and look out for you. This alex is unique in every way a person can imagine. They are one in 1.8 billion. I love you alex<3.
by onionjuice March 18, 2021
Get the Alexmug.