handjob day

a day where girls give the guys a handjob.it is on the 28th of november

“hannah just gave me a hand job”
“fucking lucky, brittany is waiting for handjob day”

by pickel November 27, 2017

Tiger day

When you decide to cheat on your wife on multiple occasions causing you to get into big trouble and eventually you get caught and as your drving out of your driveway trying to excape the misery your pissed off wife comes at you with a nine iron and you some how hit a fire hydrant then a tree that is right outside your own house.

Tim:Ouch...

Steven: Dude, what happend to you last night?

Tim: I decided to have a Tiger day and now im totally fucked!

Steven: Damn dude.... You better get a Kobe Special

by Urban Dictionary Pseudonym December 6, 2009

Kawhi day

taking a day of rest to take a mental break, while labelling it as “load management” so other people don’t think you’re a cop out

Student 1: Yo Mr. Smith, where were you yesterday?
Mr. Smith: I was taking a kawhi day.
Student 1: Understandable

by Rosendad January 10, 2020

red day

When one is on her period.

“ugh i’m on my red days”

by k4ti3 June 4, 2019

the weeknd day

“the weeknd day”, is the 7th february. this is in honour of Abel’s half time performance for the super bowl in 2020. It’s also the best day of the year of course.

“what’s the date today?”
don’t you know? it’s 7th February! The Weeknd day!

by miles XO February 14, 2021

Valentines Day

Just another dumb holiday to make single people feel like second-class citizens.

I HATE Valentines Day. Every year its the same thing, "I'll have someone next year" or maybe "see what next year holds" or "you will have someone real soon." Bla Blaa Bla. Hell, I'm almost 30 and still alone. It all makes me sick.

by [e-mail] January 9, 2008

day of defeat

A WW2 based mod of half-life. You should not compare it with CS since the two are completely different exept for the fact that its a first person shooter with 2 teams.

didnt u hear me the first time?

by jay January 25, 2004