Tide pod

Something dumb 13 year old hormoinal, pubesant teens film eating because they believe that they are cool and can get some.

John:"Dude, I just ate a Tide pod.
Phillip:" You dead."

by .A.A.A. February 19, 2018

cold tires

A common excuse for motorcyclists after they lowside, when in all actuality the lowside was most likey caused by ham-fisted throttle control.

I pulled out of my driveway and next thing I know I'm sliding across the pavement. Damn cold tires.

by RobGoBlue December 10, 2008

Burning times

A genocide that went on for several centuries where thousands of wiccans and other witches were burned at the stake by christians. We will never forget.

Have you herd about the burning times?

by Deep blue 2012 September 19, 2009

good times-related injury

Any injury occuring while enjoying oneself, e.g. bumping your head on the headboard, a sunburn from sitting at the beach, skateboarding accidents, poor sense of smell due to cocaine use...

Dude #1 - 'so she left scratch marks on you?'

Dude #2 - 'yeah, but it's a good times-related injury, i'll live...'

by jack swaggah July 11, 2010

dossy times

a popular news article durived from the dossy. set in oklahoma city, jacob hunter, the man behind the nonesense, has made an extremely fresh and characteristic news article full of love, hate and dossyness.
the cast is, bonedavis, the timmy, dockie, hitler, vanderdossy, the racoons, the always famous grant high school and always, bobbyduce himself. look for the newest edition to the dossyness, titled "lug-nut-express" coming to the world in march of 2010.

damn, the dossy times is da shit!

I love dockie the racoon, even though she was sacraficed.

bobbyduce is a fat ass comedian! i love that dude.

by bobbyduce16 May 6, 2010

roll tide you fucks

The motto of the coolest group on the UIUC campus.

*group of annoying people come out*
*cool group chases them away*
Cool group: ROLL TIDE YOU FUCKS.

by XxbachxX September 18, 2016

Big Tide Rush

a sex act in which the male will insert a Tide Pod into the anus of the partner, and proceed to insert the penis, thus rupturing the Tide Pod at the moment of ejaculation

this results in a "Rush" of Tide/ejaculate from the anus of the partner

Last night I hit her with the Big Tide Rush. My dick felt great but there was a huge mess to clean up. Luckily we already had detergent on the sheets.

by Tide #1 Fan January 29, 2018