trustafarian

yogurt weaving, museli jumper wearing, rainbow nazi. Offspring of a CEO or heriditary peer with enough money from daddy to seemily appear to thick stupid hippy cunts fucked on whatever to have morals. once the 'holiday' is over, generally become a judge, arms dealer or general cunt.

: yes tarquins become a hunt sabatour.
: really, trustafarian cunt

by gavin April 14, 2006

trustard

The people you wanna be friends with because they're cool, weird, random, and real.

Dude, jack is such a trustard he listens to Coldplay, uses made up languages, and breaks out dancing in the hallways.

by i love pickles October 9, 2008

Slut-trust

A primitive, unwritten, unspoken, totally subjective, ever-changing rule that defines how much a girl can slut herself up without becoming a target for harsh criticism from her female peers.

As it doesn't stem from any higher brain function, the subjective usually (possibly truthfully) denies all knowledge, though mentioning it will usually provoke other areas of the reptilian part of the brain, typically the medula oblongata, resulting in a burst of anger.

As old as time itself, this rule continues to be prodded and probed by 'mostly' young women, trying to stretch the boundaries and hence gain the upper hand in the popularity-with-boys struggle. This continued activity has seen the rule become extremely lax over the last few decades.

Psychologists also refer to this primitive ideology as the "Alpha Male Competition for Women" as popularity with the opposite gender is the most common way that women gauge their own, and each other's success in the world.

Sofie: Awww I hate that bloody Janie. She's such a slut! Look at that thing she's wearing.

Bubbles: Yeah! Whadda slut! That's not a skirt, it's a belt! (... Gee I'm glad I didn't wear my really short mini)

Bloke: G'day gals, whatcha drinking? Four-X or VB? 'Ang on, who's that hottie?! (Walks over to Janie)

Sofie & Bubbles: Awww that SLUT!!

Bubbles: ... Sofie, what's with your makeup tonight anyway?

Sofie: Shut up! What's with those slutty shoes!?

Bubbles: Awww you Slut!

Sofie: Slut!

Bloke to Janie: Awww, looks like someone violated the Slut-trust.

Janie: Fuck off you bastard! Womens Lib!

by Czech Yoself B. Aaarch March 20, 2009

Antler Thruster

The partaking in wearing antlers atop one’s head during sex and penetrating their partner up the anus. This is done immediately after the deer is killed, and occurs on top of the corpse. Most commonly performed during the spring.

When he asked me to go on a hunting trip with him, I didn’t expect that we would be doing the Antler Thruster. It was a welcoming surprise.

by Dawn_2308 April 4, 2020

[trustitute]

A person who will trust anyone no matter the situation.

Jean trusted me with 500 bucks to hold for her til later,i spent it in ten minutes,just like last time! She is such a trustitute

by el _zilcho June 14, 2009

Trust

Putting your life in someone elses hands.

I trust her. she will do the right thing.

by Hooded Knight April 7, 2015

Trust

Trust is an expected feeling that you have for someone. It can be broken as it is an expectation.

Child : I will score better marks in the next exam.

Mother : Sure you will. I trust you.

by YourACmyMAC February 26, 2018