pepperoni theory

When somone is in a relationship and one of them doesn’t like pepperoni on their pizza, so they give it to their partner who likes pepperoni.

Partner 1: “ugh I don’t like pepperoni on my pizza”
Partner 2: “give it to me.”
Random: “oh you guys fit into the pepperoni theory!”

by forg1 December 19, 2022

replacement theory

You're insightful if you notice it and think it's good.
You're a conspiracy theorist if you notice it and think it's bad.

Tucker Carlson is engaging in debunked conspiracy theories when he peddles the racist "replacement theory." The government is not using waves of immigrants to replace white Americans.

by Clausewitz May 18, 2023

first year psych theory

A statement made by someone about another's mental state based on little or no knowledge in psychology.
This phrase was originally derived because of the fact that most first year university or college students have a course in psychology.

"I can tell he misses his parents, but he can't take anything seriously so he thinks everything is a joke"

"Is that your first year psych theory?"

by Matt Michaels December 24, 2007

Phantom case theory

The theory in which the sum of beers claimed to be drank is greater than beers ever present. Derives from the Macho-man complex where the more beer you drink the cooler you are. Simply, a 30 pack plus 10 phantom beers equals 40 beers claimed.

Chad- How was last night?
Blaine- Good, the five of us split a case of Natty; had about 7 or 8 each.
Chad- Sounds like a classic case of phantom case theory.

by Rob Ranna March 29, 2009

First Three Albums Theory

The theory that any combination of the first three albums by a band have higher ratings than albums four and higher. Basically, albums one through three are all better than any album released after the thid album.

Only full length albums apply.
Abbreiviated FTA Theory.

Eminem is a great example on the First Three Albums Theory.

by Domocunt February 4, 2010

The Beard Theory

If one's beard extends past certain parameters of length and neatness, it's length can represent the magnitude of their emotional barriers.

The Beard Theory was initially rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because they had beards that exceeded the acceptable length. The Beard Theory states that their beards created an emotional barrier between them and the previous submission, therefore allowing them to reject it so willingly.

by By and Large March 19, 2015

The soup theory

The theory that eating soup at lunch during school hours will get you cuffed

Everyone who had soup at lunch last week has a boyfriend by this week, the soup theory proved true

by Feminine mine December 9, 2017