Balsa wood

A semi-hard erection

Hey Jenny, stay away from Mike. He is Balsa wood.

by Dave720 May 12, 2016

wood envy

When a person of the female persuasion becomes envious of males who can obtain wood.

Damn that guy's hot. I have wood envy.

by Briz July 6, 2005

wood dogg

drunken pizza delivery boy. urban legend of a shaved big foot delivering pizza in northern rural new
jersey

wood dogg dropped da pie at my gate afta drinking a fiff

by Will K December 8, 2004

Adam Wood

Sales Boy. Swave and Debeoner.

Adam Wood is going to Florida for a Salescall.

by thebigchester41 June 9, 2018

wood mage

Forest dwelling creature, the official height off cool

Legolos is a wood mage

by SirGalahadTheDivine January 9, 2010

Morning Wood

When you wake up when your penis is erect

I have a morning wood

by Name69, November 23, 2020

Norwegian wood

When you wake up with a boner but the girl/guy you're staying at is gone.

- I slept at Jill's yesterday night.
- So? How did it go?
- Norwegian wood.
- Sorry, man...

by beardedfrenchman September 23, 2016