shelf park

(verb) To shelf park is to perform the practice of placing a space-consuming item (usually one that can be situated there for a justifiably significant amount of time such as a jug of milk or a box of beer) on a refrigerator shelf for the purpose of securing capacity for a potential future space-consuming food product to occupy.

A: Why is John's six pack still sitting in the refrigerator's bottom shelf corner?
B: He's probably shelf parking for the watermelon he's getting this week.

by Trubol October 31, 2011

The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking

I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.

by K-nudt September 1, 2016

Park Block

To block someone or something by parking in front of it.

Jill tried to drive drunk last night so I park blocked her. She ended up getting pissed at me, then taking a cab. #winning.

by thechicynic April 10, 2015

parking the squid

The act of getting eight fingers in the vagina, and placing the thumb gently up the rectum.

Man, parking the squid is fun, but my thumb really stinks afterwards.

by Burnie Jenkins September 7, 2016

Ghetto park

The Most Ghetto Bus Buddy You Will ever meet they are more then likley and will block someone for no reason. They are super ghetto but will try to hide it at times. they also love food and candy. They more then likely own an iphone and have owned multiple. They can be funny and they can also slit your throat. Beware ghetto parks. (They Are cool bus buddies to have though.

Wow shes a real ghetto park.

by Bus Buddy December 29, 2016

roath park

A large park with a huge lake, or a very large toilet, handy when you're feeling unwell on the way home from a pissed up night out in the city centre, in the Roath area of Cardiff, Wales.

I puked in Roath Park on the way home last night

by Nate July 13, 2004

dean park

A block in Toronto, bunch of yutes there all the old heads either in the bin or moved on, not much noise there but it still live and work being done there mans call the gang DPG, (Dean Park Goons)

Dean Park, Regent Park, Pelham Park
Yo reach dp fam we tryna link

by TorontoGs September 12, 2017