Muffler Beard

A failure of a beard....kinda looks like a scarf on the guys neck...very very unattractive

"ew look at him with his muffler beard"

by oh.my. February 5, 2010

bearded dusty

An elderly man's hairy penis.

Grandpa, get your bearded dusty out of my face!

by GojiraFlanders December 3, 2010

magic beard

Slang word for an unshaved vagina.

God damn, that chick had a real magic beard.

by Peppermint Time December 15, 2010

Faux Beard

A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.

Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.

by jessesuit June 5, 2011

nal beard

a man or a womens hairy bum

" danng kayler has major nal beard ". " your dirty nal "

by gingey b! December 30, 2008

clamydia beard

Uncut and unwashed beard, usually worn by italian intellectuals. About 10 cm long and will probably still have the souveneirs of the berares first oral experience.

- "Oh, so he was one of those good looking italians?"
- "Well... he would have been if it wasn't for his clamydia beard..."

by satunge October 22, 2008

Puke Beard

Residual vomit that stays in one's facial hair after puking.

I didn't kiss him because I realized he had a smelly puke beard from last night.

by lemonchowder August 12, 2014