speed of nir

the speed measured from the time you get to meet Nir, until the time you see his penis; is said to be faster than speed of light

the amount of time it took us to be disqualified since we had our awesome dance was faster than the Speed of Nir!!!

by Mr Nir February 20, 2013

Speed trap town

A small town or city that raises and lowers the speed on a stretch of road to force you to speed.

Damage I got another ticket in that speed trap town arabi.

by T1mmothy June 16, 2016

speed-bag

To punch someones testicles repeatedly as with a speed-bag used in boxing.

Adam: What would you do if my penis slipped into your mouth?
Spork: I'd speed-bag your testicles.

by ohaiSpork November 25, 2018

Speeb

Speeb is speed but faster because it bestest speeber

I went speeb in clarp yesterday and almost died.

by Roofanum March 10, 2021

the speed of wood

Simply 1.513258e-008 MPH

He moves at the speed of wood

by Wormm March 13, 2005

diet speedball

Mixing an rx stimulant like adderall or ritalin with a rx opiate like oxycontin or percocet.

Person 1: That kid had a diet speedball last night.

Person 2: What a fucking faggot.

by /////// October 21, 2009

tard speed

approximately 52 mph

"That fat kid saw an open cup of cake frosting at the end of the isle, so he ran nearly at tard speed to get it!"

by LongDONGsilber January 22, 2014