New York State

a land mass put in place to quarantine(sic) new england from the rest of the country. not sure if it's for their good or ours

welcome to new england. please enjoy our attractions, spend your money, and then leave

by bob b March 15, 2004

Tri-state mumble

The language generally spoken by non-native English speakers in the tri-state area(North Jersey, New York City Suburbs and Southern Connecticut). Usually it is spoken fluently by cabbies, gas station attendants and mini mart clerks.

I could not understand Abu at the 7-Eleven when he tried to give me a free bag of Doritos because he was speaking the tri-state mumble.

by Winsa12 July 13, 2009

Salem State College

A College where there's nothing to do on the weekends, condoms in the vending machines, and playing strip billiards at 2am. Hot Girls? yeah only a few but are hard to get into bed (need a lot more than booze). "Meh" girls? plenty... but only use if you need a vagina desperately... you've been warned.

Salem State College... home of desperate "meh" girls, condoms in the vending machines, and playing strip billiards at 2am... come on down!

by 2 dollar Hooker May 11, 2014

The Butterfly State

The feeling you get when your significant other lays eyes on you, kisses you, or even just says your name, and you feel like you'd float away if it wasn't for gravity holding you back. Usually this is early on in the relationship, or possibly even before the relationship has started. This is the greatest feeling in the world.

No example for The Butterfly State. You need to have experienced it to know the feeling. It is the most satisfying feeling ever.

by Ashley Larsen December 24, 2007

state of the art piece of shit

1.)The absolute worst person you can imagine.

2.)At the cutting edge of being "a piece of shit."

3.)Someone who has the worst bummy swag imaginable.

B.C.H: WTF are we waiting for, I'm starving?

KBR: We can't hit up Saturday Lunch until Goofball is done with his fantasy draft.

B.C.H.: I'm sick of that state of the art piece of shit and his 12 fantasy teams holdin' up the Saturday Lunch Club

KBR: Yeah, he sucks.

by King BookRock November 28, 2011

Satenik

Satenik is someone who loves Allan. He stole Allan from Sophie and she doesn’t care. She went to a new school and David Vartanian already likes her.

“Do you know satenik?”

“The one that likes Allan?”

by Allan’s pissed lmao October 17, 2019

United States of America

Founded by some good principles in 1776 and gained independence from Great Britain. Currently is full of scumbags, white supremacists, black supremacists, and snowflake liberals who think they are entitled to everything and/or are offended by everything, completely forgetting the toils the soldiers defending freedom go through.

Yo dood, the United States of America is totally messed up right now, good thing our daddy Donald Trump is alright man.

by Mr. Noobster November 6, 2017