Spunk-lard

Pre-coital lubricant of the anus made from the fatty deposits found in sperm. Method:
1) Collect ejaculated sperm whilst still warm
2) Bring to boil
3) Simmer whilst fatty deposits rise to top
4) Drain away liquid
5) Leave fatty residue to cool and congeal
6) Once congealed, sculpt into required shape (usually a cock-shape)
7) Apply to arsehole

Spunk-lard me up before butt-fucking me big boy!

by Lunatic Fringe September 4, 2008

spunksicle

A drop of semen that has frozen. It is not a nice sight behold

ewwwwwwwww, someone made a spunksicle

by Mungu February 25, 2007

spunkdrunk

1. A female or gay male who has drank alot of cum.

2. A derogatory term intended for females.

"Dude, that chick you made out with last night sucked off like 3 guys before you. She was spunkdrunk before you even got there."

by tyler finlay December 14, 2008

Spunk Drain

A person who specifically wants to be either covered in or filled with ejaculate.

"I hope that Spunk Drain doesn't get invited to the party, she'll be fucking and sucking all night."

by PJAD November 2, 2008

Spunktard

A person/object which is certainly uncool and very annoying, and deserves to be eaten by a wild pack of bears/gorrillas/rabbits. An example of this is Bacob, our best friends. Stevie Seymour, the famous guy, is certainly not a Spunktard.

That boy's a right old spunktard, I mean, look at his shoes..

by alrightjizzthen December 3, 2009

spundit

expense without quality

oh well it's only a spundit

by spundit.co.uk August 19, 2011

Spunky dust

Cocaine.
Coined by late night talk show host, Craig Ferguson.

Spunky dust's a hell of a drug.

by CrookedAnn December 11, 2011