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Sloppy Sloth

When a man or a woman lies on there back, puts their hands and feet in the air and simultaneously delivers a hand job and foot job to two male partners. If done correctly it should resemble a sloth climbing on a branch.
Helen gave a sloppy sloth to the captains of the football team
by ark builder May 3, 2014
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Sloppy Joe

by mightknight February 11, 2021
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Splorp

Splorp Verb pronounced: Sp-lour-p

When you spill something on yourself or somebody else, but when you check, you’re dry.
By saying Splorp, you can define that confusion and weird feeling when you spill something but nothing is affected.
*drink is spilled* AH! *you check and you’re dry* My drink just splorped!
by THE AQUABABE March 11, 2022
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Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K

This act can only be performed on the hulking, 100% confirmed 69'9 tall tyler1. The fucktoy must climb a mountain of perfect physique impale themselves on the highest pinnacle of manmeat. Tyler will pinch the helpless fucktoy by the head and spin them around on his cock like a pinwheel. The fucktoy will spin at a rapid pace until popping free. After having their insides hollowed out by Tyler's monster arm, the fucktoy will then gluck gluck on his meat tower in consecutive fashion, followed by swallowing 3000 gallons of flawless DNA.
retrad: Did you hear Kayla almost died doing the Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K?

retrad 2: Can't even properly compress her organs, what a fuckin casual.
by binder full of ankle pics September 1, 2022
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Dog Slopping

When a guy is humiliated infront of his girlfriend and then gets slapped by his girlfriend because he isn't hung like an arabian horse.
Dude, you just got Dog Slopped!
You're definately the victim of dog slopping!
by muttface August 2, 2008
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The Double Kangaroo Sloppy Pocky

Two people eat one pocky stick, and somehow it ends with bouncingly wild sex that calls for the neighbors to bust down your door.
We did the double kangaroo sloppy pocky last night. It was tasty and crazy fun!
by JennyDusa October 13, 2010
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sloppy seconds

n. second crack at a girl in less than 24 hours. See also Floppy Fourths.
"Duffy got sloppy seconds since Al couldn't finish the job."
by warren November 26, 2002
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