santacli

multiple santa clauses

EXAMPLE 1 = tired guy says: Dude! i just got back from the mall! all these santacli chased me!
EXAMPLE 2 = mall santa clause says angerly "Mall Santacli Unite!"

by JessicaLG77 January 14, 2008

Santastic

Anything bearing a Santa-like quality of holiday holly jolly cheer and merriment.

"Hey man, how do I look in my new Santa hat?"
"You look totally santastic!"

"Hey, what do you think of my new elf print boxer shorts?"
"Golly gee, them's are santastic! Let me try 'em on!"

"I just turned 14 and my boyfriend got me pregnant three months ago! I'm totally freaking out, my boyfriend dumped me and moved to China, and my parents kicked me out and I'm living in the alley behind McDonald's!!! What am I going to do, the due date is on Christmas Eve and I don't want to keep it but I'm afraid to get an abortion!!"
"Whoa your baby's birthday will be on Christmas Eve! That's totally santastic!"

by Shibben McFlibben III November 29, 2010

santas hat

A low dangling scrotum with a pin sized penis

Your penis is a santas hat

by TVandchairs December 25, 2014

santa

a old fat guy who likes to watch kids sleep. he loves cookies Santa is a well known date rapist. Santa's background is he was in a prison camp in Siberia then he poisoned a guards drink to escape and eventually find the north pole.

guy 1: whoa! I cant remember anything from last night.
guy 2:dont you remember Santa?
guy1: god damn not again.

by mr. rodgers August 27, 2014

Santa baby

A girl who dresses in a sexy Santa dress or red lace lingerie on Christmas Day/night to have sex with her boyfriend or sex buddy

I get to see what my Santa baby’s doin for me tonight

by dirtyyyyyymexicann November 25, 2017

Sant

Panjabi word for "Saint".

Sant(Saint) Jarnail Singh Brar is the greatest Khalsa of the 20th century, he and his 200 warriors eliminated 1000 invading enemy soldiers while being armed with nothing but World War 2 era weapons. He went out in a hail of bullets while charging his enemies, who shot him 100 times with automatic machine guns. 200 Lions vs 10,000 hyenas.

"Physical death I do not fear, but death of conscience is a sure death."

- Sant Jarnail Singh Brar

by TheOnesThatDon'tBleed July 28, 2022

jesus santana

literally means the man, who is amazing at sex and his kisses are hot as fuck. has a long dick and an amazing tongue.

"he is so a jesus santana "

by dstj44 October 15, 2014