Soggy

The opposite of 'Crisp'.

I fucking bailed on that party. It was hella soggy.

by SunGear March 19, 2020

soggy socks

me after walking on water

(i am jesusa)

ay i have such soggy socks rn

why?

lefman.

by kaydooo December 13, 2022

soggy time machine

When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan

Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night

by Lal November 9, 2018

Soggy Chick

A baby piece of chicken is in a pool. Known to be a better pet than a "my soggy chicken in a pool".

A chick fell in my pool and became a "soggy chicken".

by Chick040506__ January 1, 2017

Soggy Pussy

When a lady gets sexually aroused but nothing further happens. Female version of blue balls.

We were about to do it then I left, leaving her with a soggy pussy

by Buckingbronco May 12, 2024

Soggy and Crispy

Literally anything (but mostly food) that have a soggy but still a crispy texture to it.

“It’s soggy but still crispy you know” “Soggy and Crispy”

by legendarysagemain October 20, 2021

Soggy Shoey

A competitive masturbation game in which multiple male participants race to ejaculate into a shoe. The final individual who fails to ejaculate must drink the ejaculatory contents of the shoe.

The name is a combination of the game 'Soggy Biscuit' - in which the participants ejaculate onto a digestive biscuit - and a 'Shoey' - where an individual drinks an alcoholic beverage from a shoe.

Andy: We're going to Zach's house this afternoon for some Soggy Shoey.

Steve: I've been practicing my premature ejaculation technique. I hope you're ready to eat my spunk from an ugg boot.

by Penguin Meat December 7, 2021