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Sailor's Gravy

Sailor's Gravy is a mix between diarrhea and vomit. Comes from the fact hat when a person gets sea sick they puke and shit all at once.
The port-a-potty at the fair was full of sailor's gravy - those people were puking and shitting their guts out.
by Pinche Gringo February 19, 2011
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sailbagger

One who lives on their sailing vessel and carries all their bags and cans on top of the boat. Usually appears to be homeless and has no land transportation and travels great distances by water with no money.
A sailbagger is like a homeless person pushing a full shopping cart only on water.
by blueberryonthewater November 16, 2013
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Sailor's Sock

Accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut.
John, "why are you walking so funny?"
"I'm wearing a Sailor's Sock."
by Lingokiller449 January 20, 2015
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missing sailor

Term to describe a piece of floating fecal matter (shit/turd)in the toliet bowl.
Flush twice because your roomies don't want to find a missing sailor.
by chris giocondo April 8, 2006
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Gravy Sailor

A homosexual who likes to give anal to somebody with severe diahorrea.
"That guy in the navy was a complete gravy sailor."
by Waffleman1212 July 1, 2009
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Golden Sailor

A party cocktail drink. Rum topped off with urine. Traditionally served in a large plastic tumbler.
Hey man, I'm bringing in the new year with a couple of Golden Sailors.
by Proud Lion January 2, 2011
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A Sailor's Tale

A story or tale that is not easily believable or seems far-fetched to some. A Sailor's Tale can only be proven true by evidence, or by being seen. A Sailor's Tale may or may not be a lie, but it also may be the truth.

This definition is derived directly from the tale Moby Dick written by Herman Melville who writes about a giant white whale that attacks ships. To some, this is A Sailor's Tale because some people may or may not believe it. This definition is also derived from the 12 century Norwegian tale of a giant squid called the Kraken that would also attack ships and would sink them and doom the crew.
"... And it was a huge rocket in the sky! I could see it!" Johnny excitedly exclaimed to his friends, finishing his story. But his friends said he was telling A Sailor's Tale and walked away without any further interest. Johnny was sad.

"But Mr. Mathers, my dog ate my homework! I swear" Little Bobby told the teacher. But his teacher didn't believed him and gave him an F and said it was A Sailor's Tale. Little Bobby's brother even tried to explain to the teacher it wasn't a lie, but the teacher didn't believe him either.

"I seen a UFO in the sky yesterday" A local told the audience in the microphone at a community meeting in the local historic board house. But some of them didn't believe him and whispered to each other that he was telling A Sailor's Tale and no one raised their hand to speak about it or to talk on it.

No other further word was spoken about UFO's that night, only community concerns about littering. The man who told the UFO story left early and snuck out of embarrassment while everyone was eyes-front and openly busy talking about the littering situation, not paying attention to him.
by A Very Smart Pony October 17, 2016
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