Smarthome

A house that is meticulously fitted with overpriced technical equipment to compensate for the unusually small size of the homeowners dick. The equipment usually has no true useful purpose other then attempting to impress potential houseguests. A good smarthome will grant the owner plenty of ways to perform simple tasks in ways that take at least twice the time it would if he were to do it the standard way. Generally the installed equipment irritates the shit out of the lady of the house but she will quietly condone the pointless gadgets as it greatly reduces the amount of physical attention she has to give to her man.

I have a smarthome, i can flush the toilet with my smartphone

by McMob November 23, 2021

Smashing rizz

To define an extreme amount of well used rizz, to the point you want to smash the person rizzing you up.

Is used to exaggerate having rizz and being rizzful.
Can be used to describe a romantic action done smoothly/hotly

Norman: *does something extremely hot*
Leighton: You have smashing rizz.

by leighton_stalker_fr February 9, 2023

Smashing Crew

A bunch of legendary ravers that listen to Happy Hardcore and drink heavily, their almighty leader is JTS. Originated during the cursed lockdown of 2020.

Can't wait to get Suaested with the Smashing Crew.

by Smasher No. 69 February 19, 2023

garbage smash

If garbage day is a long way off, the act of pushing, crunching and smashing down the top of the garbage pile so you don't have to replace it.

Matt: Yo man, why don't you ever take out the garbage?
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...

by King Jay December 11, 2007

Axel Smash

A Smash used by the Best street fighter warriors

AXEL SMASH!!!!!!!!!! *Knocks them into the air*
*Jumps* *Spikes them back down*

by Darthjawafett July 12, 2009

Bowl Smasher

A real asshole. Somebody who either did something wrong; or is simply disliked in general.

Sean: Mike stole $50 from me yesterday

Reuben: Yeah; He's a real bowl smasher

by Lutzie January 31, 2010

Protein Smash

a watery explosion of sulfuric smelling shit that smashes into the toilet water so hard it causes shit speckles on the bottom of the seat after consuming too much protein.

I hope your mom enjoys cleaning up that protein smash I l left for her

by Jack (Sonny Black) Burton December 14, 2009