keyboard smash

the reaction of a sub or bottom whenever you flirt or compliment them

Top: Hi cutie~
Bottom: tyfgyhuyftwyeguhev (keyboard smash)

by GulliDumbo April 30, 2023

smash the pan

to have a right good SHIT.

jesus christ did you 'Smash The Pan'' son?

by mr pimpernell October 28, 2013

smashing snake

Pressing your penis against a glass door or window.

Cmon Butters, quit smashing snake.

by Skankhunt422 November 12, 2016

Smash and Crash

Term used to define being so tired but still wanting to tear a piece off before passing out.

My girlfriend came in the room naked, but I was so tired last night after work, that it was just a smash and crash.

by DrSatch May 10, 2020

smash the glass

When you have finally had enough of a situation, people or a place of work and you realize that it's time to leave or retire before you do something drastic. You want to retire before you "smash the glass". Going peacefully on your own terms before you reach that breaking point where adrenaline and hulk like strength overcome you.
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I have to get the hell out of this place before I smash the glass!!

by Garbal42 May 13, 2021

Smash Wednesday

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.

“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”

by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018

smashing fuel

Burning off calories with vigorous exercise after eating a good steak and potatoes dinner…ie..sex or a brisk walk.

The wife and I burned off dinner “smashing fuel” …it was the best!! Shoulda felt those glow plugs burnin.

by Longshot Lee May 3, 2022