Slow Baloney

Watch out, it’s Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie

by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021

Slow Franklin

When your darling sits on your face and you use their asshole as an oxygen mask

Yeah my wife came home last night and gave me a Slow Franklin. My neck still hurts!

by Dipshit Leonard April 2, 2020

Slow Hand Sock

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.

Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!

by tackbackwards July 10, 2020

slow key

the act of realizing you low key hate or love something over a long period of time

Aaron: wait I thought you hated blackberries?
Riley: I slow key love them now

by Snaplatts August 11, 2020

Dumb slow

When you are retarted at times and can’t think straight.

Dumb slow people that don think right are in slow classes

by Yo_itz_Dimplez_ August 23, 2020

Slow whine

an absolutely iconic song that has really only one main lyric but slaps

chris can’t slow whine

by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020

Slow whine

an absolutely iconic song that has really only one main lyric but slaps

chris can’t slow whine

by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020