Skorts

A Skort is a Skirt that has shorts in them that are attached

OMG have you seen those Skorts they are so pretty

by JAPATI WARRIOR June 7, 2018

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Black Shorts

Also known as Hui, Black Shorts is a surfing term referring to Hawaiian bad-asses who wear black board shorts.

Don't mess with Black Shorts AKA The Hui.

by pie_fucker November 15, 2009

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Shortstack • Shortstop • SORTS • slort • sportscenter • slorps • sports guy • Slortch • sports fan • shortstuff

Creamy Shorts Syndrome typically occurres in a guy that's just past puberty. It's defined as an acute / rapid errectile onset that causes a guy to blow his wad in his pants and walk around school with his books in front of his genitals for the rest of the days. (also referred to as Spontaneous Human Erruption)

God Damn, that blondes playing volleyball has tits the size of a yoga ball! I think I've just had a Creamy Shorts Syndrome. Fuck, I'm outta underwear!

by Iiiieeew Hefner June 23, 2010

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Dookie Shorts

Similar in fashion to "Booty Shorts", only shorter.

"Dang, girl! Doze shorts so short I can see the dookie in yo butts."

"DAD, how many times do I have to tell you not to wear your Dookie Shorts when I have friends over!?"

by Almighty Zardoz August 22, 2011

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EA Sports

A sports videogame company that has only made one sport series being successful, that being the NHL series. Culprit behind Rubberbanding, Jesus Bynum, Tiger Woods PGA Tour Golf, and many more sports game failures.

EA SPORTS: It’s only a game! Why you heff to be mad?

by Polandballcomix4u June 15, 2018

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