The Shotgun

A technique to get laid. In a social situation, ask every girl at the function to have sex as the opener to the conversation. When they say no, immediately go to the next one.

It is called "The Shotgun" because if you try it at work, you will probably get "fired." You can be fired more than once. I have been fired many times in this way.

Brad: "Dude I can't get any pussy"
Chad: "Have you tried The Shotgun?"
Brad: "I've tried it many times, but it only works with the hoes at FSU in Tallahassee, FL"

by professional shoota man May 11, 2024

Shotgun Humor

A type of humor system that hits close to home, very quickly, and meant to catch you off guard, alike to a shotgun pass in football. Oh, yeah it’s also based purely around shotguns, Alabama, or fucking some gay whore named Dunkirk

What type of humor was being told up there? Why, Shotgun humor of course!

by Jackinator84 October 28, 2023

Shotgunning

Shotgunning is a means of consuming a beverage, particularly beer, very quickly by punching a hole in the side of the can, near the bottom, placing the mouth over the hole, and pulling the tab to open the top.

I saw this video of a girl who looked like you shotgunning a beer.

by Yagirlkween October 29, 2018

Shotgun

the America defense. that people use when someone that owns one sees someone they fucking despise

Dude who owns shotgun: GET THE FUCK OF MY LAWN *shotgun sfx*

by cheeseburger man with fries June 12, 2025

Academic Shotgun

An academic shotgun is someone who excels academically in all fields and to some extent, even helps their peers succeed as well.

Julie: Yooooo Peter's exam score was CRAZYY!!! Anyway I have another exam coming up, he said he would help me prepare for it.
William: Yep he's an Academic Shotgun.

by izzuuu May 29, 2024

shotgun

A replacement for calling dibs on something.

Kath: There's only one ice cream left.
Connor: Shotgun!!!

by The Aboriginal Adonis October 7, 2023

German Shotgun

A German Shotgun, or German Shotty, is similar to a shotty that most potheads are familiar with, however, instead of placing a blunt backwards in ones mouth and blowing it into someone else's mouth, you instead use a straw to blow the smoke into the recipient's asshole. Another participant then comes and sucks the smoke out of that asshole for a powerful hit.

Douglas took a German Shotgun last night and coughed so hard he puked.

by Yak-Shavings March 23, 2017