by kdotgzz May 26, 2024
Get the lemme shag mug.When you give a nice guy a chance and he lets you down, biblically speaking. Waste of time, unsatisfying sex.
“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”
“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”
Stacy: How was your date last night?!
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.
by Loscantaritosburritos March 17, 2024
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Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.
by ThatBitch123456789 January 24, 2023
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