china shipping

When you order that Gucci but get a yellow Nike sweater with 'MEXICO' print.

Lucy: I received my Gucci order today, but they accidentally send me a Nike sweater

Donda: Oh Girl, did you forget to check if it's china shipping.

by bishwantwata August 5, 2017

speed-shipping

When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.

Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.

friendship speed dating

That's like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! I'm so popular! That's called speed-shipping!

by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

Forever Shitting

When your Boss or supervisor always walks around with a look of "Disgust" on their face.

"My Superintendent Bruce, always walks around with this look on his face, almost as though he is Forever Shitting.

by ZeroFksToGive May 30, 2017

Bowl-Shitting

Used to discretely ask if somebody wants to go have smoke a bowl of grass.

*Scene: The family Christmas dinner.

Cool older Cousin: Hey buddy, wanna Bowl-Shit before dinner?

Nick: Hell yeah

Bowl-Shitting

by C.Leroby45 January 23, 2018

Blue-shirting

Engaging in typically, romantic or somewhat sexual behavior with other men, for the purpose of personal development not a long term relationship. People Blue-shirt to prepare both participants for future relationships with other people.

An play on the term “red-shirting” because blue shirting is often done in college.

Greg: Why are you always hanging with Todd? That’s gay.

Jim: We’re not gay we’re just blue-shirting until graduation. His girlfriend cheated on him.

by Spookyroni December 16, 2018

Rage shitting

when one is in a fit of rage and decides to blow the back of a toilet out like a 12 gauge shotgun with a buckshot.

Caught my wife's boyfriend rage shitting in my shitter, so i killed him.

by HeavyD17 December 27, 2018

Scissor Shitting

The act of 2 people of either sex sitting face to face on the same toilet both defacating simultaneously, one through the others legs.

I was scissor shitting with jess last night and ended up getting a traphouse bidat.

by 4skin wrinkle January 29, 2019