Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
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Everybody, i mean everybody will indeed simp for Shane since she’s beautiful, sexy, has nice thick thighs, talented and funny.
Shane is the type of girl that would reject you as soon as you mentioned about other girls! She loves the attention, so give her the attention she deserves or else she will put a curse on you. She’s a really special girl but she can’t open her jaw properly since she has jaw problems :)
Her friends find her out going and fun to be around, until she gets really awkward with around people she doesn’t like. I mean it happens to everyone, just happens a lot for her which can be embarrassing.
Shane has embarrassed herself many times before in the past and will still continue to.
As i said she’s so sexy and hot IMA HIT IT FROM THE BACK BBG.
she’s very important in your life because she has a brain but no ass! jokes.
She is scary when you make her mad because she will turn into medusa and your body will freeze because you turned into stone so yeah be careful.
oh and she is sometimes horny, i mean not sometimes but a lot. so yeah have fun with that
Everybody, i mean everybody will indeed simp for Shane since she’s beautiful, sexy, has nice thick thighs, talented and funny.
Shane is the type of girl that would reject you as soon as you mentioned about other girls! She loves the attention, so give her the attention she deserves or else she will put a curse on you. She’s a really special girl but she can’t open her jaw properly since she has jaw problems :)
Her friends find her out going and fun to be around, until she gets really awkward with around people she doesn’t like. I mean it happens to everyone, just happens a lot for her which can be embarrassing.
Shane has embarrassed herself many times before in the past and will still continue to.
As i said she’s so sexy and hot IMA HIT IT FROM THE BACK BBG.
she’s very important in your life because she has a brain but no ass! jokes.
She is scary when you make her mad because she will turn into medusa and your body will freeze because you turned into stone so yeah be careful.
oh and she is sometimes horny, i mean not sometimes but a lot. so yeah have fun with that
Shane is a very out going person !
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