sex

when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much

they take each others clothes off and daddy takes his long dick
and sticks it up mommy's ass
then he sticks it right into mommy's vagina

last night i couldn't fall asleep so i rolled over and my hand landed on my wife's boobs,
so i undid her bra and held on,
then she rolled around and told me to pull off her thong and just stick my dick up her ass.
that was the weirdest sex I've ever had

by masturbatingmaster January 18, 2020

Sex

Something that horny people look up on urban dictionary to read the pornographic example

Stop looking up sex on urban dictionary you horny fuck

by TheCrackheadAtMarketBasket February 22, 2021

Sex

Something you will never experience

Look at him he never had sex with someone

by Kstir September 25, 2020

Sex

Joe Porter gets a lot of it!

Guy 1: Have you heard about sex?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Yeah! I do it all the time with women!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

Sex

When a boy and girl are naked and a boy inserts his dick inside a girl butt hole. A girl sucks on the boys dick. A boy eat the girls pussy. As they are fucking each other they moan. Look it up on pornhub.com

"John, let's take off all our clothes and have sex"
"Push it in daddy, yes daddddyyyy"

by Nun ya biz wax December 8, 2019

sex

Stop looking for sex stories by looking up sex on urban dictionary. You know exactly what it is you horny cunt.

Joe: "I had sex with Alyssa yesterday!"
John: "I doubt that."

by icantfindanyaskers February 23, 2021

Sex

A misspelling of shreks

Sorry my autocorrect is being dumb and it autocorrected it to sex I meant shreks oof

by What is the point of a name November 17, 2021