Skip to main content

secret gentry

When you are having sex with a girl and somewhere during it you pretend as if your almost done and pull it out and drop a little spit on her back and she thinks your done then you flip her over and keep going at it and shes like dayummmm
You can pull a secret Gentryif you are having sex with a girl and somewhere during it you pretend as if your almost done and pull it out and drop a little spit on her back and she thinks your done then you flip her over and keep going at it and shes like dayummmm
by knett41 February 11, 2009
mugGet the secret gentry mug.

Secretariat

The winner of the 1973 Triple Crown (The winning of the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness Stakes, and the Belmont Stakes), considered to be one of the greatest racehorses of all time due to his many unbreakable records including the fastest time at the Kentucky Derby and his 31 length win at the Belmont. Also used in reference to a very fast runner who no one can keep with.
Person: Whoa! Slow down Secretariat! I can't keep up!
by Converto March 6, 2012
mugGet the Secretariat mug.

Secretary

Secretary, also known as Secret-ary. A female employed to sharpen pencils but is not very good at keeping Secrets around the office.
Fat Sharon: Hey - I heard that you blew the boss at the christmas party... Is that true?

Secretary: Yeah I did!
by BeanwebOz June 25, 2008
mugGet the Secretary mug.

Secret Best Friend

The person who is basically your best friend. You tell them everything and they tell you everything, but people don't really know you are best friends or don't expect you to be best friends because you are very different from each other.
Person 1: Yeah, that's my best friend, you didn't know?
Person 2: REALLY?! That's so unexpected! He's so well-known! You're...yeah.
Person 1: Yeah, we're secret best friends. People don't really know about our friendship, but we've been best friends for a really long time.

Mahesh is my secret best friend.
by mablenda. March 3, 2011
mugGet the Secret Best Friend mug.

secretary

one who works in an office/school who gets all the dirty work dumped on him/her. usually female, in 50s most boring , worst job complete opposite of anyone's real ambition probably worse than janitor cause you have to deal with snot nosed kids like the ones from my school
Student: Mr.Smith(teacher), somebody beat me up (tracks blood down hall)
Mr.Smith: Oh, go to Barbara (school secretary)
Barbara: go to your teacher
Student: But he told me to go to you!
by Mimono December 2, 2010
mugGet the secretary mug.

secret muslim

A person who has spent his life pretending not to be a Muslim, but who secretly is a Muslim and will forcibly convert the United States to Sharia Law after becoming President.
I got a fwdfwdfwd today that said Obama is a secret muslim. I was going to vote for him, but no way am I going to do that now. I'm going to vote for that old dude instead (yeah right).
by Nosredna2009 June 11, 2008
mugGet the secret muslim mug.

secret

To apply the law of attraction as touched on by the self-help film, The Secret.
"Dude, I can't believe you got that promotion."
"Well, I can. I secreted pretty hard for the interview."

"Why the fuck is Chris Angel famous? He's such a fag.."
"Yeah, he's just proof that you can pretty much secret whatever you want no matter how lame"
by throyourhornsup October 30, 2008
mugGet the secret mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email