Brutal Scratcher

When a girl gives you a brutal hj, you grow your finger nails for a few weeks and scratch her insides out

Last night my girl gave me a brutal hj and i had long nails so i gave her a brutal scratcher

by yourmumyourmum February 15, 2010

Pumpkin Scratches

Cuts on your penis from a Blow Job where she bites on your penis too hard. Scrapes her teeth on your penis. Blow Job where teeth scrape against your penis leaving marks.

She's great in bed, but she left a few pumpkin scratches on me, so watch out.

by T0ne-L0c March 20, 2012

Head Scratch

When a person had a symptom of Tourette’s syndrome where they constantly scratch their head.

“Christ! I got distracted from my head scratch and blew us the game!”

by MarinelliBomb March 3, 2019

out-stretched

abstract things that are not broken but tested to see how far they will bend.
e.g. patience, morals, ideology, any kind of emotion et cetera

recurrent patterns. again out-stretched. you throw the furniture out the window and wait for my reaction. no its not adding more charm or mystery. you don't understand, do you. that its about here and now and im struggling to be any clearer than i have been.
Have you ever met someone who cares like i do? Yeah? OK. Because you're behaving like you don't know what the fuck is going on.

by Krkič December 26, 2019

national stretch marks day

February 16 is national stretch marks day this is A day we’re we appreciate our beautiful stretch marks! And admire ourselves for having them

“Happy national stretch marks day!”

by OfficialMichalScott December 29, 2020

Pop a Stretch Armstrong

1. Your cock returns to its original shape after being stretched or twisted in a particularly nasty fashion.

2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.

1.

Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.

2.

Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.

by Gel-filled action figure September 8, 2010

Dirty Screech

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, except the poo is wiped on the victim's face in the pattern of Dustin Diamond's facial hair.

Dude, I didn't know you grew a beard.

I didn't I just got a Dirty Screech!

by PilotMikeTx October 1, 2006