scoreboard

To try to "up" someone in fraternal verbal competition. Much like a verbal "pissing contest" without the mess. Taken from the literal scoreboard (noun) from a sports match.

Mack: (Drunkenly brags about how many skanks he's been with.)
Mike: "Dude, what are we scoreboarding here? Those are nasty hoes. I don't dig that man."

by tyler_mtb October 16, 2007

scored

engaged in the act of having sex.

you know that really hot guy that i met at the bar last night.. after talking to him for a bit, i knew i had him seduced so i took him to back my place and scored.

by rainyeternity November 13, 2005

red scare

When a male reaches the point of ejaculation only to discover that his female partner has in fact started her period leaving a medium to large amount of blood on his erect penis. This known to almost always kill erections and make for an awkward experience in intercourse

Guy-im about to come (guy pulls out). Girl-oops sorry. Guy-(faints from shock) Girl-i didn't mean to give him a red scare

by Mrturkeybird09 September 16, 2011

Scoreboard

When you have something others want, or are in a situation of personal gain versus your peers. Scoreboard should always be writtin in all caps.

Dan's relationship with his wife is very loving and too good to be true. SCOREBOARD!!

by DTM454 May 6, 2009

The Red Scare

an irrational fear of ketchup

Ever since Adam Blumenthal ate spaghetti with ketchup in elementary school, I've been cursed by the Red Scare

by fasulyespor August 18, 2016

scared ho

an easy bitch that is frightened or afraid to participate in social activities

Is Josh coming over tonight? No, he is a scared ho, I think he is going to watch step by step reruns all night.

by Kyle Koestner October 9, 2003

why are you scared for?

1 Asked to imply that one is making the wrong decision.
2 Asked if one is scared, or showing fear.

why you scared for, what are your fears, or simply, "scared?" are also acceptable.

Sam-We out with the beer pong?
Adams-I think I'm going to sit out this round.
Sam-Why are you scared for?

by RMAR April 13, 2008