samuel

Sexy chubby kid who is into Minecraft, loves humping his curtains and eat Cheeto Puffs. He is also madly in love with any type of William.

Girl: Is that Samuel? He is so straight yet gay.
William: well that's my gay baby

by pettybitchfacehoe April 18, 2018

Samuel

An absolute twat and doesn't care about school and will do everything to hurt ure feeling

Ethan"samuel can u help me please "
Samuel "no go fuck self and please kys"

by Peoplehatemeplshelp September 12, 2020

Samuel

a way to describe a retard

wow that guy's such a samuel

by john7186743 November 14, 2010

Samuel

Someone who is overly arrogant, cruel to others and is really, really fat.

Samuel, is a bastard, I hate that guy.

by Lol95_080808 May 9, 2011

Samuel

An arrogant fellow with a stubborn and constipated look.

Don't Samuel the situation

by Some kid who knows you October 24, 2018

Samuels

Fucking bitch on wheels (heels)

Hello Samuels

by Thebarhog April 24, 2015

Samuel L. Jackson

1. Noun. One of the best American actors of all time. Often has roles as a bad ass, which is a role he plays better than anyone.

2. Verb. As is characteristic of many of Samuel L. Jackson movies, to yell something deep and filled with curse words to a person over and extended period of time. To constantly speak in a loud tone of voice regardless of the subject matter.

3. Verb. To speak violent things in a calm tone of voice while looking at the person with crazy eyes. This makes you scary as hell.

If you keep talking shit, motherfucker, I'm gonna Samuel L. Jackson your ass!

Person 1: Why are you yelling at me?
Samuel L. Jackson: Because this is how I talk motherfucker! Aint you seen any of my movies?

by BombACat July 18, 2010