Simpleton

A fool who lacks the brain capaticy to understand common sense or basic facts.

Martin : * displays his new piano*
Adam : Why did you buy a piano?

Martin : So I can play it, you simpleton.

by anonymous peep October 28, 2019

Simple minded

Someone or something super stupid

RICCO GOLDEN is super simple minded

by Panda-princess_13 March 1, 2020

Simpletonitis

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.

I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.

by steammustachio March 30, 2020

Simple Everything

A tax system where if you are a victim of humiliation, you can tax on the perpetrator by simply asking non-cash gifts.

George: Alex said I cannot make EDM music, because I am fat.
William: Wait, is your uncle a local EDM artist?
George: Yes, he is. He teaches me how to DJ.
William: So call Alex for a Simple Everything, let him get you a cheeseburger.
George: That's a good idea.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020

sampresa

This name means gift from heaven. People who have this name are usually girls. Sampresa can be a very fragile looking girl but she is actually strong. She is a walking lie detector but also very good at lying. People named Sampresa are very creative.

Sampresa is a hardworking person.

by jkansieievsk May 27, 2020

sapple

when fucking manny plays the game where you have to name things in alphabetical order and he just goes- apple, bapple, capple, dapple, eapple, fapple, and so on.

Manny: Sapple!
Mom and Dad (Susan n Frank): Yaaay!
Greg Heffley : i am this close to fucking losing it

by sapple June 4, 2020

simplesplain

To overexplain a subject to an audience that lacks intelligence.

If you don’t understand, I can simplesplain it to you.

by Randy B-Rad June 25, 2020