Strangler

Attempting to give yourself a "squeezer" (very firm handjob ) with a hand that is asleep (The Stranger)

A Squeezer w/ A Stranger = A Strangler

I needed to jerk it with a little more pressure to cum but my hand fell asleep and I ended up giving myself a Strangler...

by Friend of SDTW April 10, 2011

stragedy

Designed or trained to strike an opportune target creating a disastrous event facilitating a desired outcome.

Bob knew that picking his girlfriend's uncle's nose while he lay in the casket was the ultimate stragedy that would result in him being on time for the ball game.

by scrapiron777 May 10, 2009

Stranger Elbow

Soreness, tenderness, or inflammation in the elbow caused by sitting on one's hand awkwardly or too long in an effort to create the stranger effect; AKA "Strangeritis."

The Associated Press reports Cubs RHP Mark Prior will be unavailable for Saturday's game against the Reds because of stranger elbow.

by Jose Villalobos December 11, 2008

stranger in the bed

Stranger In The Bed is a common masturbation technique. One does this by either, laying or sitting on their arm until your arm has fallen asleep. You then procced to masturbate with the feeling that someone else is doing it for you.

Frank: Why are you sitting on your arm?

Herbert: Because there is a stranger in the bed, if you know what I mean.

Frank: If you wanted a stranger in the bed, you could've just asked.

by Silly Sam, The Seamen Man May 18, 2014

super stranger

a super stranger is when someone else sits on their own hand, and then proceeds to jerk you off

we were going to have a circle jerk, but we decided to go with super strangers instead; this way, it doesn't really count.

by That crazy guy that loves vodka November 18, 2006

strangle the serpant

for a man to masturbate; to jack off

Guy: Damn, if I can't get in that girls pants, I guess I'm gonna have to go home and strangle the serpant.

by sex.slave April 17, 2009

chocolate strangler

VERB: the act of squeezing a person's gludious with one hand, while the free hand is used to choke-slam the person. thus, the squeezing of the person's glutious will cause them to clench up, disabling them from avoiding the impending choke slam. this is usually used on a hetero-sexual male because they are most uncomfortable by this action.

Gregor was upset with Thad, so he gave him a chocolate strangler that left him dazed and confused.

by sven uyo July 27, 2006