Sad-Smash

The act of exploiting countless the sadness of men or women as a reason to fornicate.

It was almost a ritual-

How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.

He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.

by TripSixxx666 October 04, 2018

smash burglar

someone who steals the girl away from someone else; cock blocker

i was gonna bang this drunk chick, but my roomate jumped in and took her! he's such a smash burglar!

by zilla411 February 23, 2011

smashing the D

Copping heaps of dick

Karen’s favourite hobby is smashing the D

by J Cargo January 13, 2023

Smash Rate

When you rate someone if you'd smash or nah

Guy 1: Wanna smash rate?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: Jennifer
Guy 2: a 6 I'd smash

by Kyweezy November 19, 2016

Smash Jew

A thicc girlie who you just wanna smash. You know?

God, Ella is my biggest smash jew.

by adrianhowell August 15, 2017

leme smash

when someone want's to fuck another person just because they're bored

Ron:leme smash
Becky:No Ron
Ron: Becky used to leme smash, but now she's smashing Ben, Ben is a hoe

by eat ass,smoke,grass,sled fast November 04, 2018

Smash cones

To be smoking bongloads or pipeloads of cannabis, where the bowl is shaped like a cone.

Bro last night i was gonna smash cones with stoners on FB live, but my phone battery died.

by Danbridge August 14, 2018