Bald and Skinny

A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).

It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.

Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.

by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025

Skinny Disorder

a type of disorder that affects the bones: you die shortly after you turn into bones.

I cant win survivor because, I have skinny disorder.

by chickemnicnuggets September 23, 2022

Skinny Dicking

When a man is thrusting a very skinny woman causing a a small bulge to appear mainly in the stomach area.

Girl: Is that an alien popping out?
Guy: Nope, just Skinny Dicking.

Girl: Damn that some good dick.

by SirTwinkleToes November 24, 2017

Skinny deets

Only the most essential details; the piping hot tea

How was your date last night? Give me the skinny deets!

by Bobby D and Mathcat June 1, 2024

Skinny

a unit of a fat boi that makes everyones penis go extremely hard

WOW Ali-a is skinny

by yamumskinny179 March 31, 2019

Skinny Dicking

If skinny dipping is swimming naked, then think a sexual act so wet it makes the good Mac’n’cheese sounds, and then remove the clothing.
Essentially MIND BLOWING existential crisis inducing my good sex raw and nude, no condom, no clothes, not even a hat.

Shits gotta be open, even lubed count as clothes in this level!

So yeh, Skinny Dicking

Man after we went skinny dipping we both went out to the woods and let’s just say it wasn’t just the lake water down there. I was skinny dicking that mf

by Yoydougludigpugouf XIV May 16, 2022

skinny dick

penis without pubic hair

i like skinny dick

by stinkvinger May 9, 2018