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singed nut hairs

Pubic hairs on the testicles that have been burned, usually in the dangerous sport of Fart-Flaming. Fart-Flaming is played, either singly, in doubles or in groups (see Mongolian Cluster Fuck) by eating foods that produce immense amounts of intestinal gas, then waiting for a flatus event. As the fart begins to pass the sphincter, the player lights the gas, containing considerable methand and hydrogen sulfide, with a match or a Bic Lighter. If the flame is not extinguished fast enough or if the player is careless, the nut hairs can become singed.
Bill and Ted got together with Beavis and Butthead to play Fart-Flames and ended up with a case of singed nut hairs.
by Luigi August 12, 2004
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singe

singe v. –tr. singed, singe·ing, sing·es. 1. To burn superficially; scorch. 2. To burn off the feathers or bristles of (a carcass of a bird or an animal) by subjecting briefly to flame. See Synonyms at burn1. 3. To burn the ends of (hair, for example). 4. To burn the nap from (cloth) in manufacturing. n. A slight or surface burn; a scorch.
by KawaiiAnime November 26, 2003
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singlish

Singapore's very own version of english. A much curt and impatient form of english for those that reside in this rat-raced cosmo city.
Example of a singlish term:"Don't talk cock lah you"
Talk Cock means to spew nonsense from one's mouth or to utter ridiculous contentions.
by Anonymous August 3, 2003
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Singe

Abbreviation for 'Side Minge'
by Tylers88 November 21, 2016
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Singles Day

A day in which we celebrate being single, screw valentines day! A day in which you just get beyond drunk and can bang whoever you want with no ramifications, because it's singles day! Singles day is only to be celebrated in the summer in which beaches, beer, bikinis, shots and sweaty nights are prime. So screw valentines lets get drunk and celebrate singles day!
"Dude you know she was like a 2"
"It's singles day and I just took 4 keg stands"
"That's legit"

"He has a girlfriend, you know."
"I don't care it's singles day, screw it"
by ScrewValentines February 11, 2010
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Sniglet

A Sniglet is any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should.

The Sniglets books were made in 1984 and 1985 by Rich Hall, a writer/actor for HBO's "Not Necessarily the News", "Fridays", and "The David Letterman Show".

The illustrations of the two books were made by Arnie Ten, an award-winning cartoonist living in Brooklyn.

Since the Sniglets's first airing on "Not Necessarily the News", thousands of viewers contributed to the books with their own Sniglets.
A few Sniglets:

"Eufirstics (yew fur' stiks) - n. Two people waiting on the phone for the other to hang up first."

"Nevitts (nev' itz) - n. The sandpaper-like deposits on a cat's tongue."

"Shocklet (shahk' lit) - n. The seldom-used third hole on an electrical outlet."

"Yotate (yoh' tayt) - v. To allow a yo-yo to unwind itself."
by Aki Graham Shitatsuchi December 30, 2009
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Stingle

The sensation you feel that is not quite a sting, not quite a tingle, but a combination.
When I use medicated lip balm, my lips stingle.
OUCH! My foot is asleep, it really stingles!
by Erin Munroe March 5, 2008
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