Simpletonitis

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.

I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.

by steammustachio March 30, 2020

Simple Everything

A tax system where if you are a victim of humiliation, you can tax on the perpetrator by simply asking non-cash gifts.

George: Alex said I cannot make EDM music, because I am fat.
William: Wait, is your uncle a local EDM artist?
George: Yes, he is. He teaches me how to DJ.
William: So call Alex for a Simple Everything, let him get you a cheeseburger.
George: That's a good idea.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020

simplesplain

To overexplain a subject to an audience that lacks intelligence.

If you don’t understand, I can simplesplain it to you.

by Randy B-Rad June 25, 2020

Simpy coomer

A word to describe just the simplest coomer ever. Like just dripping coom juice over all dem girls

Boy the sexlord Andrew Hotskin sure is the ultimate simpy coomer to ever coom

by Coomlord69 June 26, 2020

Simple Realistic

Used to call someone irrelevant a no name or a pedophile

Bobby: You simple realistic
Me: :(

by CyteX July 18, 2020

simpy

Simpy means heavily over reactive kinda like Velocity

Stop being so simpy!

by tai lol July 21, 2020

simpliment

A compliment provided for free by a simp moderator of a female stream in return for something, often a highly thought of clip of the stream, gifted subs, or bit donations.

I just got simplimented when I dropped a 10-pack of gift subs in my favorite stream!

by Paradoxical119 August 5, 2020