by MisterEMachine August 9, 2018
Get the sagendorf mug.A swift swipe using two fingers, preferably the index and thumb, to remove any possible excess semen coming from the opening of the penis. This procedure is a very smart step in addition to sexual intercourse, used most frequently during changing positions. ***Important*** The "safety swipe" is not 100% guaranteed to prevent pregnancy. Although... it may improve the chances of not poppin' out another human.
P1 - "Baby flip over so I can do you from behind"
P2 - Woman flips over and says "honeybun, make sure you do a safety swipe!" (Man takes index finger and thumb and wipes off excess semen off tip of penis)
P1 - "We're good to go my little slut."
P2 - Woman flips over and says "honeybun, make sure you do a safety swipe!" (Man takes index finger and thumb and wipes off excess semen off tip of penis)
P1 - "We're good to go my little slut."
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A perpetually drunk faggot (even without alcohol) who runs around quoting Monty Python and speaking in a Scottish accent half the time despite having never been to Scotland.
The definition of white trash. Probably convinced they are actually a vampire. Calls everything a ‘motherfucking___’ or ‘bloody fucking___’. Probably kills and skins people and dances around in skin suits in the woods in their spare time.
Annoys everyone who has to interact with them.
Generally, a complete nuisance.
The definition of white trash. Probably convinced they are actually a vampire. Calls everything a ‘motherfucking___’ or ‘bloody fucking___’. Probably kills and skins people and dances around in skin suits in the woods in their spare time.
Annoys everyone who has to interact with them.
Generally, a complete nuisance.
by hatemebigly May 7, 2019
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by got2be September 8, 2011
Get the Sage mug.This is a rather obscure expression from someone's childhood invention of their own language. Not only does it rhyme, it also and sounds sort of like when someone mumbles and the sound can remind one of a shoulder shrug.
It's literal translation is "I don't know."
It can also me used as a distraction device when trying to get out of admitting wrongdoing because the two-word phrase itself sounds so bizarre as to throw off your interrogator.
It can be very effective used in a "broken record" or, more modernly, as a "scratched CD" fashion
It's literal translation is "I don't know."
It can also me used as a distraction device when trying to get out of admitting wrongdoing because the two-word phrase itself sounds so bizarre as to throw off your interrogator.
It can be very effective used in a "broken record" or, more modernly, as a "scratched CD" fashion
Mom: Who took all the cookies from the cookie jar?
Tom: Sager Blager.
Mom: What is that supposed to mean, smartypants?
Tom: Sager Blager.
Mom: Can you speak Enlish, PLEASE?!!?
Tom: Sager Blager
(Mom proceeds to violently spank Tom.)
Tom: Sager Blager.
Mom: What is that supposed to mean, smartypants?
Tom: Sager Blager.
Mom: Can you speak Enlish, PLEASE?!!?
Tom: Sager Blager
(Mom proceeds to violently spank Tom.)
by Brent R.K. January 20, 2007
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by Tomicide January 14, 2005
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