faggot ass waste of sperm swine with french fry lookin ass hair who takes oscar meyer seiners a ding dong ching chongs them up their ass. cunt ass bitch who has asshole dreadlocks that he can’t even comb because they’re headed onto his long chest hair to all of his red pubes
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by ilovemybigballsandtits October 26, 2019
Get the ryanmug. The sweetest, cutest, most loving guy ever. Always there for you and wants to help you. If you're dating a ryan, don't dump him. People may give you grief, but you know it's just because you've captured his heart and they're jealous.
Ryans always make sure to spend quality time with their significant others as well as their friends, and are kind to everyone. Ryan means "Little King", and kings capture things, and this king has captured my heart.
Ryans always make sure to spend quality time with their significant others as well as their friends, and are kind to everyone. Ryan means "Little King", and kings capture things, and this king has captured my heart.
a. "Whoa, who's that guy? He's so hot!"
b. "You haven't met him? That's Ryan! He asked me out yesterday! I'm so lucky!!!"
a. "Lucky?! What an understatement! That's like winning the lottery!"
b. "If you really want him, you can have him after me."
a. "Really? Thank you so much! He's so hot!!!"
b. "You haven't met him? That's Ryan! He asked me out yesterday! I'm so lucky!!!"
a. "Lucky?! What an understatement! That's like winning the lottery!"
b. "If you really want him, you can have him after me."
a. "Really? Thank you so much! He's so hot!!!"
by what_a_hottie February 1, 2018
Get the ryanmug. A FUCKING SHOT BUGS BUNNY TEETH BIG FOREHEAD RETARD WHO TELLS UR CRUSH U LIKES HER, DOES ANNOYING SHIT AND
by SHIMY SHIMY YE May 14, 2020
Get the ryanmug. Awesome, funny, and kind guy who is shy at times but is never afraid to speak his mind about anything but girls. He love sports and likes this one special girl.
by I😍😍😍😍 Gillian November 2, 2013
Get the ryanmug. by hoee slutt July 27, 2016
Get the ryanmug. 
The one guy at a party that gets super horny when drunk. Is usually an outcast otherwise. He gets so aroused, he even screws various objects.
Party Host: Dude wtf there's jizz all over my McChicken. Which one of you assholes is being the Ryan?
by YOLOSWAGERTHATDIEDDUDE March 7, 2015
Get the The Ryanmug.