Ronald McDonald condom

When a man dresses up as a clown and paints himself like a clown and puts on a condom filled with a singular McDonalds menu item in it while trying to get their partner to have a marathon of sexual intimacy until it burst them the man try’s to eat the ingredients out of there partners hole.

Man: hey babe can we try Ronald McDonald condom?
Partner: sure what is it?
Man: (already painting himself and ordering the item online)

by McDonald’s booty muncher. January 22, 2026

Ronald McDonald Presidents

The makeup wearing clowns who occupied the White House from Ronald Reagan to Donald Trump.

It will be studied for a long time how the Ronald McDonald Presidents were allowed to bamboozle the American population, orchestrate their elections, and ruin the country. From the Supreme Court handing the unelected son of a former president the keys, to using mail in ballots during a pandemic, to splitting the ticket with a joke third party candidate, to using wounded veterans as decoys, and using the son of a previous presidential candidate who lost, everything has been exposed already. Now it's up to the People to care enough to see it.

by Publius0987 January 28, 2026

Ronald

Ronald Weasley

RONALD WEASLEY, HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER IS NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE’LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor, your father and I are so proud.

by Charlie:3 February 9, 2026

Rosalina

Biggest tits you've probably ever seen. Cute face, and knows your whole life story just from being around you for less than an hour and 99% of the time is right about it. She cares a lot even if she shows that she doesn't give a shit. You feel a lot but hide it with jokes and sarcasm and somehow still shows up for people who don’t care about her. If you fumble her you probably stupid as hell or you're young. She's the perfect girl for marriage or to wife up any day

I'm gonna marry that Rosalina girl someday

by jose8074 June 21, 2025

Ronaldo-ing

The term ronaldo-ing simply means grinding at your maxima just like G.O.A.T. did.

I am ronaldoing / ronaldo-ing tonight because i have exams from tomorrow.

by Subway Streamer September 20, 2025

Ronald Row

You are basically acting like a clown

What is this guy talking about? He is actually on Ronald Row.

by jeffisreadytotakeit November 19, 2025

Ronaldo Las Vegas

The act of being a famous football player then sexually assaulting a 25 year old former teacher after meeting her in a nightclub in 2009, then fooling the whole world that you never did it.

"have you heard about the Ronaldo Las Vegas incident, it's crazy to think he would do it"

by South Host November 22, 2025