field research

Banging a hot researcher chick in her field of research, ideally redwoods

Christina and I went out to Armstrong Woods and did some field research

by BackwardsW May 19, 2022

Sticky-release

When publishing new code to a production environment, there is always the chance that you need to swap back to the previous release, if flaws or bug occur. Releases that are stable and in no need for a immediate swap back to previous release can be called "sticky-releases" as they are not swapped back, and linger on in production.

DevOps rant: "When did you last see John developer create a sticky-release?"
Developer to DevOps "Trust me, this is a sticky-release."

by wisehammer January 10, 2023

dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023

Fail repeatedly

OR indebt yourself to the ALREADY successful.

Idiot "You didn't fail repeatedly or indebt yourself to the already successful so you didn't really do ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"

Hym "Goooooooooooo fuck yourself! Your success is arbitrary and you aren't better than anyone."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Rage release

When you need a certain someone to help you cum but they are no longer intrested in draining your balls & you are forced to jack off or endure the dreaded blue balls.

RANDY : It's been weeks and Justine is not intrested in my tiny old cock anymore. MIKE: she found a bigger and better one. RANDY:Now I'm forced to rage release.
MIKE:That's better than blue balls my dude...

by Raymurda October 5, 2023

dancing researcher

A person who gathers tiny out of context bits of information from the internet and uses them to support his decision

A biased researcher is a dancing researcher

by Wafflebuddy January 15, 2024

The Repeating Idiocy Theorem

The Repeating Theorem discusses how stupid people will repeat the same dumb choices because they're too idiotic to learn from consequences.

"I want to get back with my ex." - (Idiot, probably named Brad)

"YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! YOU'RE AN IDIOT! I MADE THE REPEATING IDIOCY THEOREM TO SHOW HOW YOUR DUMBASS CONTINUSIONLY MAKES THE SAME RETARDED CHOICES!" - Me (Fuck you guy, probably named Brad, you idiot)

by Theoremist November 22, 2023