Red Arse

A game you play after playing football. if the goal keeper lets in ten goals he must now bend over as you attempt to kick balls at his arse. the person who misses by the largest distance is now in goals.

in cold weather it is the ultimate description of pain

person 1 " that game of red arse was fun last night"
Person 2 "yeah John's arse was so red....."

*conversation ends*

by Mini_Dopey March 31, 2009

Red Pope

A nickname for the cardinal who heads the Vatican's Congregation for the Evangelization of Peoples. Used because cardinals wear scarlet robes and the congregation has lots of power in missionary countries.

Cardinal Ivan Dias is the current Red Pope.

by ScottX November 28, 2006

red swingline stapler

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.

After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"

by brahm2 September 27, 2003

Red wings

When you eat a girl out on her period

Evan-what's ur favorite food
Billy-red wings with some ranch

by Dickchocolate March 9, 2017

red shite

a whining 'supporter' of L*verpool FC, normally from Essex. Also known as an A to Z since that is what they need to find their way to A**ield.

we don't care what the red shit say,,, what the heck do we care.

Oi Wiley you dirty red shite bastard yer .....

by Simon Burke January 12, 2004

Red Headed Step Child

A stepchild might be singled out for abuse. But a red-headed stepchild (who presumably looks like his or her absent birth-parent) might be abused even more because he or she is so obviously different from the other children.

Myles was the red-head step child of the family, he was never invited to the family reunions.

by Laura Hall January 7, 2004

Red Witch

A strong alcoholic cocktail consisting of Pernod and blackcurrant, topped up with cider. It was popular with teenagers in the 1980's.

Teenager: "I found some Pernod in my dads cabinet, lets get some cider and drink Red Witch down the park'

by LJ_x January 2, 2009